I've actually attempted it on more than one occasion.

Happy Thanksgiving to my American brethren.

No because I'm an adult.

I have been writing songs since I was 15 which was a very long time ago.

Winter. No wasps.

My sarcoidosis is kicking in.

I no longer have parents, but I always lived with them until well into adulthood as they wouldn't let me leave home.

There are many songs I hate to listen to such as 'Umbrella' by Rihanna and 'Ghostbusters' by Ray Parker Junior.

The songs of yesterday make more sense than today's rubbish. No song from the last 35 years can be considered a classic in the same way as 'Yesterday' or 'Bridge Over Troubled Water'. The last classic was 'The Living Years'.

They will, especially in the dystopian authoritarian nightmare called Britain.

I erected my tiny tree. My main tree will go up on the 14th. It's usually up by now but the 14th would have been my mother's 90th birthday. My Christmas shopping is already done.

Christmas. Never liked New Year's Eve.

Yes. I love French and Swedish music. Although since I speak both, I understand them. I enjoy the music of Vietnamese singer Khan Linh but I don't speak the language. I also enjoy Kurdish music.

No. Ghosts do not exist.

Flippin' 'eck, NO!! Now that arrogant, entitled wife of his will be even more insufferable.

'Everyone hates to see lizards'. No they don't, Sanjeev! I love lizards. I fear heights, wasps and being with other people.

All Royal titles should be abolished. There should be no Royalty. They serve no useful purpose.

Never because I have no grass!

My beloved late cat Mister Ellis (26 December 2004-18 August 2021)

As a retiree, every day is a weekend! Seriously, I spend Saturday nights drinking alcohol (the only time I drink) and watching Tomas Ledin videos. Bed at 3 am, rise late on Sundays.